Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...