What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...