Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...