My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
The boss tells some jokes
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blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...