A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...