Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...