Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...