The family of tomatoes
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Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
4 Blonde quickies…
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