WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...