Looks bad on resume cover letters
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Chicken jokes 02
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Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Purchasing a new bird
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There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...