Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...