Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!