No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
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|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
A very interesting fact
|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...