Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...