Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...