Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
New Win98 Error Codes
The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes AssignedWinerr 000 – Unexpected Intelligent User...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...