Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...