Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...