What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...