Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...