Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...