It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.