Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...