Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....