Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Letters to a landlord
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How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...