Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...