Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...