Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...