Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...