Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...