Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...