How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...