Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!