What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Things Only Women Understand
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Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...