A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...