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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Cool Stud!
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Get Me Out!
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Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
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The Letter D Pulls Out
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The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!