Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...