Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...