No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...