No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...