Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...