Bought a bad computer
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
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Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
They are stopped by the police
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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
What should I do then?
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Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...