I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...