Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...