On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...