Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Spelling checker
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The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...