For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...