Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Elephant jokes 09
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Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...