I flattened your cat
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Language Trends of the Future
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Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...