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Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...